Hi folks, Chef G. here, and I'm happier than a circus clown on laughing gas to be back with my 60th episode of The Chef G. Cooking Channel.
Speaking of circus clowns, I'm sure you know I've earned the America's Goofiest Celebrity Chef Award for three years in a row, and I'm also sure you've noticed that EVERY episode of my cooking channel is a clown show. Therefore, it should come as no surprise that I'm finally going to present the circus-themed meal you've all been waiting for.
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Chef G. in his clown regalia |
It has been several decades since I last attended a circus, yet I vividly remember the FUN (hilarious antics of the crazy clowns), the SIGHTS (trapeze artists flipping in mid-air & monkeys riding bicycles), the SOUNDS (bizarre calliope music), and the SMELLS (urine-soaked straw and elephant poop) of the big top extravaganza. Most of all, I remember the TASTES (caramel apples, cotton candy, popcorn, peanuts, hotdogs, corn dogs, soda pop, etc.)
If you, too, have fond memories of those deliciously sweet treats and salty snacks, you'll be very pleased with the meal I'm about to present. The recipes involve circus foods, but with plenty of gourmet twists from the twisted mind of ME, Chef G.
The recipes will be family friendly too. Yes, you can make them with your children. The kids will love how my circus meal might involve enough super-processed junk food to make them vomit in ways the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey never imagined.
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THE MENU: A Three Ring Circus of Deliciousness
- Popcorn (Pan-popped in coconut oil and heavily sprinkled with exotic sea salt)
- Caramel Apple (Ripe fruit with a delicate, sugary coating)
- Hotdog Extraordinaire (Tender all-beef wiener, grilled over the finest charcoals from the upper midwest, placed in a carefully selected cheap bun, and topped with economically minded mustard.)
- Soda Pop (Tropical, citrusy, hazy and hoppy.)
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The popcorn course is quite simple, as you will see in the following photos. The CHEF G. TWIST is that no microwave or air popper machinery was involved in the preparation. (None of that yellowy stuff you see on movie theater popcorn either)
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All you need is coconut oil, popcorn seeds, a pan, and sea salt. |
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Only two ingredients |
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The nice thing about a caramel raisin is that it's almost as big as a caramel apple, but it has more of the sugary caramel, and less of the healthy fruit. |
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I taped two regular-sized hotdogs together. |
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Then I heated up some charcoals and put my foot-long on the grate. |
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Here is the complete circus meal. Now THAT'S some good eatin'. |