Hi folks, Chef G. here, and once again I'd like to warmly welcome you to the Chef G. Cooking Channel.
Before I get started though, I feel like I should apologize for the salty language in the title of today's episode. It is quite unusual for me to use such foul swear words (in public) and there is absolutely no excuse to take Gosh's name in vain like that. But in this case I was so excited to share my latest creation that I couldn't help myself. That nasty language just burst out of me like a bad case of diarrhea.
Now that you've forgiven me, I assure you there is nothing nasty about the recipe I'm going to present today. PIZZA! Pizza is America's favorite food and I am America's favorite celebrity chef. That's a pretty potent combination.
Now don't go thinking I'm going to teach you how to throw a frozen pizza into the oven. I admit to making hundreds of pizzas that way in the past, but I have too much chef-ly integrity to do that on my internationally famous cooking blog.
I've also called a multitude of pizzarias for the delivery of a large pie, but I'm certainly not here to instruct you on how to dial the phone and tell the Dominos employee that you want a large, thin crust pizza with pepperoni, sausage, onion and extra cheese. That would be ridiculous.
No, I am going to attempt to make the most "from scratch" pizza possible (within my capability.) I mean, I didn't grow my own onions and mushrooms, I haven't learned the art of mozzarella cheese production, and I don't know how to make pepperoni--YET. Still, at least I am going to try home-made crust, sauce and Italian sausage.
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I began by going shopping for fresh ground pork. Vidalia onions. Mozzarella cheese. Mushrooms from some deep, dark Minnesota cave. Ingredients for dough. Tomato sauce and tomato paste. I already had all the spices I needed.
I paid no attention to the frozen pizza aisle on my way to the vegetable section. |
After a couple of hours in the fridge, fry the sausage. Flatten it frequently with a spatula and break it into small pieces. |
The second order of business was the pizza sauce. I could not believe how easy it was to make.
Chef G.'s Pizza Sauce in a jar |
The big questions in my mind were: 1) Will my homemade Italian sausage be as good as the stuff the meat department at my local grocery store makes? 2) Will my homemade pizza sauce be as good as the many options available in that same grocery store? 3) Will my homemade sausage and sauce be enough to make more than one pizza?
In all three cases, the answer was a resounding "HECK YEAH!"
(Again, I apologize for my foul language. It's totally inappropriate for a professional chef like me to resort to such words. [Then again, there is Chef Gordon Ramsey, whose ratings seem to thrive on much worse language.])
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While the flavors in my sauce and sausage were melding in the refrigerator, it was time to roll out the pizza dough followed by the part I've wanted to do ever since the first time I saw a pizza master do it on TV. That would be the part where I throw it up in the air in a twirling motion. I guess that helps dry it out which results in a crispier crust. That's a good thing since I prefer a thin, crispy crust over those thick-crusted pizzas advertised on TV as being "Chicago-Style." Dang it, those thick crusts are like eating 80% bread.
There I go again. Sorry about that "dang it" outburst.
I enlisted Mrs. Chef G. to photograph and video my pizza twirling operation.
The end result after a few tosses |
Now that I've got the crust, sauce and sausage prepared, it's time to put it all together in the form of the finest pizza ever made by me or any other son-of-a-beechin' pizza chef this side of Italy. (Sorry, once again, for writing another disgusting curse word.)
My favorite pizza toppings. |
Turn the oven heat down to 400-degrees and place your pizza on the middle rack. Let it bake for about 10-12 minutes. After that amount of time, it will look something like this:
Then you can cut the bastid (oh man, I can't help myself) into eight slices and serve. |
Wow - you are a pizza pro! Your dough disc throwing is perfect and it looks perfect on the tray, too! Once upon a time, Nige and I liked making our own pizzas. His place even has an outdoor oven we'd cook the pizzas in. Can't remember now the last time I had pizza, but homemade is definitely the best. Yours look very professional, but should we expect any less from Chef G?!
ReplyDeleteHi Em. Somehow I got your comment twice so I deleted one of them. I assume it was one of those weird Blogspot complications. Anyway, despite all my bragging about being a famous celebrity chef, I really don't have many people who read this self-indulgent blog. I'll get more visits on the few occasions when I post a link on Facebook, but I feel uncomfortable doing that too often. You're one of the few who come back without any prompting, and the only one who has commented recently. Thank you for that.
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